May 2013
367 posts
sexponents:
play with my hair until i fall asleep and ill love you until i die
condorn:
unfollowers?
*does cup song*
ur gonna miss me when im gone
richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
smathmouth:
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
what an incredibly empowering view of mermaids wow
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question
yesimbeyonce:
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
magicconchshell:
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
bex-chan:
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail
also wings
mom: are you awake
me: bitch i might be
a-sexy-cat:
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
lucidliving:
thecouscousqueen:
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
samischino:
frapputwinko:
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
